5 Reasons to Buy a Pretender Spy Voice Distorter


Pretender Spy

Pretender Spy

By Anne Ahira

Everybody has been on the telephone with someone they would rather not talk to at one time or another.

A nosy neighbor calls to chat even though they know you work late hours or work from home or a gossipy friend calls about their date and all you want to do is get off the phone and do something interesting!

If only there were a crying baby in the next room to distract your attention, oh wait, if you have a device like the pretender there could be.

The pretender is a device that gives you the excuse you need to get off the phone without being rude and just hanging up. Do you doubt that you would ever need such a device? Maybe it would be handier than you think.


People who work from home have an added problem to their day, people who want to call and chat. Sometimes no matter how many times you explain that you have work hours just like anyone else, people do not take the hint.

Now you have two choices, ignore the ringing phone (which many people cannot do), waste valuable time on listening to a boring conversation, turn the phone off (and potentially miss important calls) or be rude.

The pretender gives you another option, a crying baby, barking dog, call-waiting beep or a distinct doorbell ring. Now you are free to get back to work and no one is mad at you.

Bill Collectors

Everyone has a job to do but bill collectors are a breed all their own. You can tell them ten thousand times that you simply do not have any money and they will still insist you need to pay. Well, duh!

As if you did not know, you should pay your phone bill, insurance, satellite or other bill! These men and women are absolutely tenacious when they get you on the phone and they have become experts at disguising their numbers so you will actually answer.

With the Pretender, after you have calmly explained that you will pay when you can you can now interrupt their tirade with a loud dog. Make enough noise and they will tire of trying to talk over it you can be sure!

In Laws

Only one thing is worse than a bill collector catching you at a bad time and that is your in laws catching you. When you get married, it is for better or worse and sometimes worse is a call from the mother in law. This is the one person however that you do not want to be rude to, you can hang up on a bill collector if all else fails but not her. 

The best ploy to use on her will be the crying baby that is of course if you actually have children! Do not try to fool her if you do not because it will come back to haunt you, however an important business call on another line might just do the trick.

The Ex

Today the chances are good that you or your current spouse has an ex, and many times, they will continue to invade in your life. Other times, if you have children together, they may have a legitimate reason to call.

The problem is you will not know until you pick up the phone whether the call is legit or one you are going to regret taking. The pretender gives you an out for this type of intrusion as well.

Stranger Calls

Things get scarier in the world everyday and you never know if the stranger calling is actually a wrong number or someone trying to figure out if you are home alone. The barking dog is a good deterrent for this type of character and even if you are not sure, it is always better to be safe than sorry.


The Pretender gives you a way out of several different types of phone calls without making everyone you know mad at you and there are times when it could even protect you from harm.

This device is not an expensive investment, around $40 on Amazon, and you might have a little fun with the voice distorter. Of course, keep it all in good fun and do not terrorize anyone with it that could get you in legal hot water!

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